All good things come with lots of attitude

Monkey is in her room looking for her princess phone…and, by “looking” I mean that she stood outside her bedroom door and yelled for me.

Monkey: Mommy, I cant’ find my phone.

Me: Did you look for it?

Monkey: No….

Me: It’s on your shelf.

Monkey: Mommy, come get it for me.

Me: No. You can do it yourself. Go get it.

Monkey: But, Mommy, I’m just a poor, unfortunate soul.