All good things come with lots of attitude

A’s mom was visiting a few weeks ago. She tells Monkey, “Your baby sister was telling me how she has such a great big sister.”

Monkey replied, “No she didn’t. She can’t talk yet.”

At the zoo today, a group of kids were calling the monkeys in an exhibit. They were asking the furry animals if they wanted to play. Monkey tells them, “They don’t actually talk.”

We took you to the West Indian Parade on Labor Day. You loved watching the “princesses” and screamed when Ronald McDonald rolled by. How the hell do you know who Ronald McDonald is?