All good things come with lots of attitude


It’s like that whole “who’s on first” bit
October 21, 2008, 5:29 pm
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Monkey: Mommy, I saw a man with a baby on his back the other day.

Me: Really? Where?

Monkey: On his back.

Me: No, where did you see the man with the baby?

Monkey: On his back, I told you.

Me: Where were you when you saw him?

Monkey: Oh, he was walking by.

Me: On the street?

Monkey: No, Mommy, on the sidewalk.



Straight from the Monkey’s mouth
October 5, 2008, 9:32 pm
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Monkey in a barrel

We were at Mamita’s house having dinner when Monkey looks up from her food an says, “Mamita has made the best meal ever!”

Monkey models her candy necklace

Monkey and A were practicing guitar together. A song with lyrics about ‘broken hearts’ comes on.

Monkey: Broken hearts? I have a broken heart.
A: You do?
Monkey: Yeah, but it’s fixed now, so I’m happy again.

Princess Monkey

Walking home from her school one day, we come across a pigeon with one leg.

Monkey: Why does that pigeon have only one leg?
Me: I don’t know. It must’ve gotten hurt somehow.
Monkey: And it lost the leg?
Me: I guess so.
Monkey: I know! When I get older, I’m gong to become a police officer so that I can help the pigeon find his foot!

This is how monkeys hang

As we’re walking past the firestation near her school:

Monkey: Hello, Firefighters! (turns to me) Mommy, I said hi to them. They look nice.

Yes, they look very, very nice.